Forbes have announced their latest list of global multi-billionaires and surprise, surprise, Bill Gates is still not "Numero Uno", the Mexican Telecom magnate, Carlos Slim (he wishes he was, fatty), is the new "Numero uno"!
There is one major surprise announcement also to be made by that fab, glossy magazine, Forbes, which actually was to be kept secret, but Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) creep and crawl everywhere.
It seems that all of the global multi-global billionaires are about to reliquish all of their mega-assets, flog them off and the capital is going to be re-invested for the "muy pobres" of the world. Starting with down and out ex-bankers who caused the "great financial meltdown" and are now living under the New York subway amongst some old cardboard boxes (you wish)!
Bill Gates is leading this astonishing act of humanitarian "do-good-ing" and the rest are all following his guidelines. After giving away all their wealth they are going to be welcomed into Mother Teresa's "sanctuary for mega-down and outs" in Calcutta and be given jobs as charity workers, Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna!
Unfortunately Jaggedone's CIA intrepid reporter was spotted scampering out of the Forbes head office, was sprayed by the local "bug killer" and is now lying six-feet up in the sewers below, but he did manage to send his report, JIT. (just in time for non-logistic readers)
The world is now about to be informed of this grand gesture so at least Lord Fonteroy the IVth Smithers-Sixhairylegs (RIP) didn't die in vain! (we hope?)