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Saturday, 5 March 2011

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Apple CEO, Steve Jobs admits that the future of iPads lies squarely with females. "When it comes to thin, yet highly absorbent, women want it."

Jobs is talking about the new iPad 2 design which is 33 percent thinner than the original iPad and is designed to hold more. In addition, Apple offers a separate Smart Cover for the iPad 2 which will enable women to carry it discretely in their purses while out in public.

Meanwhile, Apple's main competitor, Motorola, which is offering the Xoom tablet, claims that Apple will have a hard time selling a product called the iPad to men.

When asked why, one Motorola Xoom dealer said, "Let's be serious. Men just aren't comfortable buying any product that relates so strongly to feminine hygiene products, period."

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