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Topics: Ice Cream, Milk

Thursday, 24 February 2011

A restaurant in London has announced that its best selling menu item is ice cream made from breast milk.

Cafe You in Covent Garden is making a name for itself by featuring dishes made only from body parts and membranes.

The Breast Milk Ice Cream costs £14 a serving while crisps made out of baked athlete's foot skin goes for £10 per packet.

Cafe You's owner, Pip Wetherspoon, commented "every day we discard all kinds of valuable stuff from our bodies . In the name of cost maximisation, we should think carefully and recycle as much as we can.

We're hoping to launch some new brands in the near future, including croutons made from

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