Written by Mr Goster
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Topics: Japan, Pubs, singing, Karaoke

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

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crowd at a "karaoke night"

Those crazy Japanese have done it again and invented another craze that's set to send the UK into a frenzy. It's set to revolutionise pubs and Clubs up and down the land and in these hard times it's just the tonic we need.

Businessman and entrepreneur Duncan Pantomime explained the phenomenon. 'I've just come back from a scouting mission to Japan to see what's next to break big and this is it. It's called Karaoke which literally means Shit Singer, and that's exactly what you do. You're in a pub, you have a couple of pints and then you get up on a stage and sing your favourite song as though you were a star at a pop concert.

What a great idea, I wish I'd have thought of it. You even have a television screen with all the words on so you can sing them, and a little bouncy ball jumps over the word when it's time to sing.

There's thousands of great songs to choose from too. It's almost too good to be true. Everyone thinks they can sing, however badly, and this is your chance to do just that. It's a great family night out and mark my words, within a few weeks we'll all be doing it or I'm a horse's arse. I'm definitely in. Remember the name. Karaoke. It's the future. '

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