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Sunday, 2 January 2011

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John Wiki, a plumber based in Bolton has declared bankruptcy today following a sharp downturn in his online bookings in the latter part of 2010.

His plumbing business Wiki-Leaks, formed in 2006, took a notable part of its work through the Internet and in late 2010 the website became inaccessible to his clients.

"I just don't understand what has happened", Wiki explained, "but my Internet provider keeps telling me to call the CIA".

Furthermore, along with the sharp reduction in business, Wiki's assistant Jimmy Assange vanished in November with some witnesses suggesting that "Men in black suits" grabbed him out of the Crown pub stating something about "releasing US secrets".

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