CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Hasbroken Toy Company, Fillmore Fritz Wellywick, has told a group of national toy purchasing agents that this year's biggest Christmas selling item is the "TSA Pat Down" home edition board game.
Wellywick noted that his company has sold over 20 million editions of the game nationwide. He smiled and added that they have even had requests coming in from such places as Rice Pudding, Cambodia; Tarzanville, Zimbabwe; Snowman Nose, Venezuela, and Cabo Chingon, Mexico.
The game which is based on the federally mandated Transportation Security Administration airport safety procedure has even out sold traditionally high selling board games such as Monopoly, Clue, Candy Land, and the most popular board game in Mexico, Drug Cartelopoly.
One of the most respected toy critics in the United States, Gilhooley Silverweed, has said that the board game box clearly states that the toy is an adult toy and clearly lists the ages as from 18 to 98.
Silverweed pointed out that his wife, Elegantina Brockneister-Silverweed, is a sex therapist who has written nine books on divorce.
Mrs. Brockneister-Silverweed stated that many of her clients have told her that they were thinking about getting a divorce but after she suggested that they purchase a copy of "TSA Pat Down" not one of her 87 couples who were in her "Pending To Be Divorced" file have actually gone through with the divorce.
She disclosed that 43 of the couples are so happy that they have changed their minds about getting divorced altogether.
She noted that they have informed her that they no longer need to make any more appointments to visit her for any further marriage counseling.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Mrs. Brockneister-Silverweed said that even though she has lost 43 clients she is thrilled that something as simple as an adult board game can bring sensible, mature, adults back together to a point in their marriages where they once again find that they are using terms like "Hey babe, reach deep down in your stud's pocket and see what he's got for you," Damn, girl, I had forgotten how erect those puppies could get - wow! talk about pencil erasers," and "Now! right now! forget about taking the friggin plates and silverware off the freakin table, right now big boy (or sexy girl).]