Orlando, Fl. - The Orlando Sun published news today that 26 internet gurus will begin recording a Christmas Album just in time for the holidays.
Ima Scamm, the Secretary and Publicist for "The Syndicate", the name of their newly created choral group, told this reporter:
"Yeah, this is going to be a hoot. After recording, we plan to have a huge pre-launch. Of course, there will be limited copies sold. Right now we are putting up some 'by invitation only' videos on the 'Net. We should attract about 3 million signups for the pre-launch".
When asked about the list of Holiday songs that the new album might contain, Scamm read it out:
"On side one they will start with 'We Wish you a Hype-y Christmas', 'All I want For Christmas is 2 more Million', then 'Oh little Star of Googlehem', and finally 'Little Scammer Boy' ".
When asked about their choral abilities, Scamm said: "Singing is not their expertise. They're more experienced at video and infomercial type productions, but they are trying really hard to make this album a hit--just like all their other products".
"Side two of the album", related Scamm, "we'll start off with 'It's Forced Continuity Time in the City', followed by 'I Saw Mommy signing up Santa Claus as an Affiliate', then 'I'll have a Huge
Christmas if you sign up for a dollar trial'--to the tune, of course, of Elvis' 'Blue Christmas',
then the happiest of all holiday tunes..'Deck the Walls with Paypal Screenshots--Fa-la-la-la-la, etc' ".
The album is due to be released in a pre-launch on Friday at noon. Copies are limited.
The price, according to Scamm, is $497 for the first 100 signups. After that, the price jumps to $697, so HURRY and sign up Today!