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Topics: Racism, Pizza, KKK

Monday, 6 December 2010

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on the march in Bournemouth on a diet of pizza's and pasta from Pizza Hut!

One of the UK's most popular pizza eat-ins, Pizza Tent, are being accused of employing members of the Ku Klux Klan!

A racist incident involving several "Black" footie players near Bournemouth has sparked the allegations.

The football players were out for a bit of lunch after their training was cancelled due to the very "white" snow.

As they sat down and ordered one of the employees, dressed in a white pointed mask, white gown and white shoes asked the players for their order, but mentioned the fact that they must pay up front otherwise no meal would be served.

The players were quite suspicious of the employee, but thought nothing more of it until they were asked to "dosh up" in advance.

In fact they all thought it was the Pizza Tent's Christmas uniform which blended suitably into the snowy background?

Then to top it all (cheese, pepperoni, salami, tuna fish and ham please) a group of white men entered and were not requested to pay up front.

Enough was enough and the Black footie players stormed out of the joint noticing a blazing cross burning at the edge of the parking area?

A Pizza Tent spokesman named Duke Redneck the VIth, refuted all claims that Pizza Tent were racists, but did mention the fact they were all looking forward to a very, extreme, "white" Christmas!

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