Written by ExiledRoyal
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Topics: Fat, Fashion, clothing

Sunday, 5 December 2010

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Pants for fat people

THE world's biggest knickers were unveiled yesterday. The XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL underwear is built for 45st women who are a size 74 with a 105in waistline. They are made by British manufacturers The Big Bloomers Company, which launched a range of XXXXXXXXL underwear earlier this year for 35st women.

The size increase has come from a demand from America, where obesity is an hobby.

Hugh Jass, the company's Chief Executive, says, "We tailor our pants to each woman individually. All we ask is for a passport-sized photo to give us a clue. This is problematical in America, though, as most of these women can't get into a photobooth."

The new pants are going to be marketed with the catchy slogan:

"What kind of can is made of fat and lard? You! American!

The Big Bloomers Company. Pants to fit cans."

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