THE world's biggest knickers were unveiled yesterday. The XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL underwear is built for 45st women who are a size 74 with a 105in waistline. They are made by British manufacturers The Big Bloomers Company, which launched a range of XXXXXXXXL underwear earlier this year for 35st women.
The size increase has come from a demand from America, where obesity is an hobby.
Hugh Jass, the company's Chief Executive, says, "We tailor our pants to each woman individually. All we ask is for a passport-sized photo to give us a clue. This is problematical in America, though, as most of these women can't get into a photobooth."
The new pants are going to be marketed with the catchy slogan:
"What kind of can is made of fat and lard? You! American!
The Big Bloomers Company. Pants to fit cans."