The latest mobile deal is upon us, ready for the Christmas season. Crazy low rates are being offered by one mobile operator which is offering unlimited Turkey calls for just 1p per minute.
The seasonal offer from Turkey-Mobile is hoped to raise over £1 million for the company which started its operations just this year.
In the run up to Christmastime, turkey farms across the UK are gearing up for the biggest selling period of the year.
Farmers have a keen interest in the mental and psychological condition of their birds during December. Given their impending doom, the turkeys tend to get a bit upset during the winter months. In addition, strict new animal rights legislation brought in by the government means that the farmers are having to take more heed in the emotional needs of their birds.
Research has shown that a few words of advice and encouragement is all a turkey needs to help him through the bleak Christmas holiday season.
Turkey-Mobile have teamed up with the UK's turkey farmers in order to assist their demoralised birds and boost their morale.
The service allows kind-hearted fusspots the chance to call up a turkey and coo words of love and support to these fine feathered friends.
Scientists anticipate the mollycoddled birds will produce a 10% higher meat yield, be 20% tastier and their meat should not be dry - a hallmark of an unhappy bird.
When you buy your turkey this Christmas, be sure to ask for a Turkey-Mobile helpline turkey.