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Topics: Shopping, Sales

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Bentonville, AK - Wal-Mart announced their largest junk sale of the season. The hope is that the sale will help them reach a sales goal of $150 billion in sales for this quarter.

"We love our products for their short life span and cheap prices." read a memo released to the press.

Wal-Mart really doesn't have face any competition when it comes to selling stuff at a low price, because their business practice, while not illegal, but highly unethical, have driven most retailers out of business.

"I am a fan of their commercials. Those falling prices are sure funny." Jeff McNutt said, outside the local Wal-Mart.

The large junk sale is meant to do help the average American purchase as much stuff as legally possible.

However, sales won't really help the United States Economy, because only shareholders will benefit from the sale due to the fact Wal-Mart doesn't buy American goods.

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