Government and Business leaders have been left with a major headache, after it was reveled that the recession was caused by a 2007 Microsoft Patch.
Microsoft have apologised after a spreadsheet software patch caused negative numbers to be doubled and positive numbers to be halved. The error led government economists to conclude the world was in a steep economic depression causing massive job losses and government cut backs.
Microsoft are now working on a patch but analysts fear a hyperboom will be inevitable once the patch is released leading to massive inflation in the commodities markets. FTSE DOW are expected to be up 55% in the coming days.