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Thursday, 23 September 2010

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Call centres set to increase employment and reduce stereotypical values

In a measure to further reduce the unemployment rate, George Osbourne has announced that the UK will be opening brand new call centres for all small businesses.

The Shadow Chancellor was quoted as saying "We're going to be opening brand new, state of the art call centres in places where the unemployment rate is lowest. Where we can get a good blend of culture and society. Where English isn't necessarily a first language,"

The new measures is thought to bring in approximately 200,000 new jobs across the country, and is being backed as "a simple job which anyone can do. No grades necessary!"

The location of these places? Wales, Scotland, Ireland and parts of Liverpool.

Ex Welsh Minister Rhodri Morgan was quoted as saying this:

"Rydw i'n falch iawn..."

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