Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Advertising, Nuns

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Pregnant Nuns no problem, but entering the Third World (the UK) without a "chocci spezielli" no way!

An advertisement depicting a pregnant Nun sucking ice cream has been banned and the Nun too!

The advertisement caused quite a stir (or scoop) at the Vatican, Italy, (home of Mama's Bella Tutti Frutti's) but not because of the pregnant Nun, non por favori!

The reason for the ban was: the ice cream the Nun was sucking was not a Bella Italiano, it was Inglesi and this is not acceptable to the Vatican and Italy, in fact it's a damn insult.

The Pope is about to visit the UK (without his Cardinal who thinks the UK is a Third World Country, ???) and refuses to touch British soil until the advertisements are removed and replaced by an Italian Nun sucking a Neopolitani Spezielli, Made in Italy.

The Pope was asked about his thoughts on the pregnant Nun, he answered:

"no problem, I'd rather have my Nuns pregnant than my Priests being gay Paedophiles!"

He knelt down, said a quick prayer and asked God for a Italiano 'Chocci Spezielli' before he entered the "Third World"!

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