Written by Guy Bellefonte
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Federal Reserve

Sunday, 12 September 2010

image for Federal Reserve Call Inflation Hawks: Scared Lil Bitches
Spend Spend Spend

The latest Federal Reserve minutes included a topic which simply stated "Nervous Pricks"

According to sources, the Fed is more concerned about a genital herpes flare up than inflation.

The minutes reveal a comment from an anonymous party stating:

"Why bitch and moan about inflation all day? We're probably looking at a deflationary situation, so I say let's print some more greenbacks and hope these dumb bastards [American consumers] start spending again!"

While most American are starting to feel very nervous about over spending, the Federal Reserve and the Obama Administration are acting like Brewster from Brewster's Millions. Except this is no game.

"Ohh, the little babies think we are spending too much. Suck it up you nervous pricks!" said New York Fed Chief Miles Stiffington.

"You people in the general public are all a bunch of losers. I would fart in all of your faces if I had the opportunity."

Make Guy Bellefonte's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 3?

6 24 9 8

Go to top