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Thursday, 9 September 2010

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A Supersize Toy

Pyongyang NK: Kim Jong il announced today that Hussein's Hamburger Heaven (HHH) chain of fast food restaurants has been sold by the mistress of the late Saddam Hussein to North Korea. The deal is valued at $2.5 billion.

The HHH chain has shops in Africa, Asia and South America. Countries served are Iran, Lebanon, Syria, Libya Somalia, Sudan, Myanmar and Venezuela. The HHH chain is famous for their healthy "Little Tyrant Meal" which comes with apple sauce, instead of fries, and includes a toy. North Korea plans to supersize the toys to main battle tanks, AK 47 assault rifles, rocket propelled grenade launchers and surface to air missiles.

Wall Street reacted unfavorably to the HHH chain transaction, as the Dow Jones Average dropped 100 points. The US Trade Representative spoke before an emergency session of the World Trade Organization (WTO) about North Korea's blatant violation of UN resolutions that prohibit that country from exporting weapons. He said "that little puke in North Korea is trying to sell illegal weapons to countries on the world's s**t-list!"

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