Written by P.M. Wortham
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Topics: Sex, anal, innuendo, Poker, bars

Friday, 27 August 2010

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Real estate developer moves from Vegas to Tahoe for his next milestone project.

Admitting to creating a play on words twice in the same sentence, Nevada real estate developer and entrepreneur, Manny Slongenhard, will be opening a new multi service entertainment establishment in Lake Tahoe next spring called the Tahoe Bar and Girl.

Despite the rough economy, the gambling, alcohol and sex trade appears to be booming and few developers have had the insight to combine all three vices into a single establishment. "Until Manny stepped in", says Slongenhard's chief architect, Abel Toolikum. "He had the foresight to combine the excitement of a casino, the relaxing environment of a cigar bar, and the Wild West tradition of providing a rub and tug. My job was to design a single establishment that accommodates all three activities."

Indeed, as the name implies, it will be a bar, and despite the intentional misspelling of the word "grill" the Tahoe Bar and Girl will offer food and another sort of menu as well. "Yes, the restaurant and bar options will be towards the front entrance with the casino designed towards the back of the building", says Slongenhard. "The other menu is available at our back door entrance, and it will offer quite the smorgasbord."

Critics in the Lake Tahoe area are concerned that the new bar/restaurant/casino/brothel will attract a poor class of men only. "We're a family oriented town here", says former prostitute, community organizer, soccer mom and soon-to-be congressional candidate, Tawny Sirkles. Slongenhard responded with plans to add a Women Only Club at the rear of the building, next to the men's back door. "In fact we're hiring male entertainers and personal service attendants right now. Acceptable candidates must comply with the six by eight rule to be considered for employment", says Slongenhard. Explaining further, Slongenhard said, "That's a tight six pack, while carrying at least an eight inch ruler".

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