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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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I don't know what the fuck this is but what the the fuck.

WASHINGTON DC - (ABSNN) The ghost of Senator Robert Byrd (D) West Virginia, has appeared in the Senate Chambers on Capitol Hill to block the nomination of the wife of West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin (D).

The spector of Byrd claimed "I am only doing this because Joe Manchin does not bring to bear the same baggage as I did to the nomination."

Byrd, the longest serving senator in United States history, would likely have become President of the United States had not a half-black Democrat, Barack Obama, been elected--and had Senator Byrd not been a member of the Ku Klux Klan back in the day.

Yes, i know I;em druynk, but, just where in the fucking universe can a guy "slightly to the right of George friggin Wallace" become an AQmerican Icom?" That's spelled, "Icon."

Am I in ther same universe as the rest of y'all?

pROBABAQBABLY NUT.

Fuck me, I quit the objectyive reporyter stuff. I am makinhg the shit up just like Skoob.

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