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Sunday, 25 July 2010

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...only in Talyor's dreams

Country music singer Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit in a Nashville court yesterday against Clear Skin Acne Medication. Taylor, a teenage winner of multiple Grammy Awards, said in her lawsuit that the product made her already tiny tits "just disappear completely."

"I woke up and found that I had a couple of little zits next to my nipples. I rubbed on some of the product, following the instructions on the package. The next morning, not only were the zits gone, but so were my nipples and my boobies."

Eric Flatskin of the legal department at Clear Skin, said that "our product is guaranteed to releave the pain of acne, as well as reduce swelling and remove pimples. Maybe Swift has never actually had breasts and was completely chestless. Maybe what she thought were her nipples all along were just a couple of zits."

The news of the success of the product made such other flat chested socialites as Claire Danes and Keira Knightley swear never to use the product.

Swifts reaction to the Clear Skin reaction was to say "Shit! Now every eleven year old boy in the world has got bigger tits than me!"

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