Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%.
"If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks."
First Doctor Huckaby told us that they needed more volunteers.
"There were all types of Nervous Nellies and Big-Eyed Nerdies for the first round but none of them came back so now we need a whole new group to sign up.
Her assistant then gave us the chemical names for all the ingredients and I noticed I wasn't the only one not writing them down. I mean, who could spell those, much less what they meant?
"We're already for our second group of volunteers. We need you guys to spread the word", continued the assistant. "You should be good at that."
However, one reporter asked what exactly the gel compared to.
"Well, it's a little bit like Ky-Jelly, a little like vaseline but mostly like Icy Hot."