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Monday, 19 July 2010

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Getting his sticky mitts on dormant bank accounts in Liverpool today

Liverpool - (Northern Crock Bank 2 Mess): A raid on dormant UK bank accounts is to feed the Prime Monster's passion for a new Big Bollox Building Society.

Announcing the move in the country's scrounger capital of Liverpool Mr Cameron vowed to carry out the smash and grab on the accounts of those who, for whatever reason, had not accessed their funds since 1995.

Headquartered in Toxteth's Cherie Blair Graft & Chicanery Enterprise Zone the new megabank will have branches in the Eden Valley/Cumbria, Windsor and Maidenhead and the London borough of Sutton.

It will be capitalised at £400 million once the successful raid on idle dormant accounts is complete.

Tory grandees Lord Archer, Jonathan Aitken, Chris Patten and Sir Mark Thatcher will head the executive board.

And disgraceful Scottish Lib Dem hasbeen Lord Steele is up for its chairmanship.

City analysts however fear that its proposed Northern Crock Bank business model may be something of a stumbling block.

Kevin Maxwell remains the UK's top official ex-bankrupt having clocked up a staggering £400 million debt that was successfully brushed under the carpet by the Thatcher and Major administrations.

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