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Friday, 16 July 2010

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I saw the headline "50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants" and it stopped me in my tracks. I thought, "man, not only is this guy one of the best rappers in the business, but he is stepping so far out of the box, we have to applaud him. Sure, he endorses the products we would expect someone of his caliber to endorse, but to find out that he is also putting his famous name behind an ant killing solution.

How many times have I asked myself "isn't there someone out there who can come up with a solution to kill ants once and for all?" Sure, I tried Raid and various brands of ant traps, but none of those things worked. But now, I can't get to the store fast enough to try the 50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants.

Not every celebrity is in it for themselves. Some of them go that extra mile to stay connected to the real world and its real, everyday problems. Thanks 50-Cent.

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