Written by Lady Godiva
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Saturday, 19 June 2010

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Ostriches are embarassed by Tony Hayward

This has just got to be the worst publicity Tony Hayward could wish to have in his lifetime, although he does not appear to be at all concerned.

Whilst the many are trying to clean up the mess, B.P. Executive, Tony Hayward, enjoys watching his yacht 'Bob' sail in a yacht race, this weekend, off the coast of the Isle of Wight.

How sick is that? Whilst people's livings and 'lives' are threatened as a direct result of the recent B.P. Oil Spill DISASTER and wildlife continue to die, Tony cheers on his 'yacht and crew'.

He is reported to have said that no matter what he does on a daily basis, he will always stay in touch with what is happening with B.P.

Does the phrase 'ostrich hides it's head in the sand' spring to mind?

The above phrase relating to ostriches burying their heads in the sand, is actually fictitious. They merely stretch out their huge bodies and their long necks, parallel to the ground, in an effort to escape predators. (I checked this fact when visiting 'African Lion Safari' with my students last Friday).

Hopefully, Tony Hayward will NOT enjoy this success.

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