Written by Cal Jennings
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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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The iCom Jigga

Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown just released his latest computer, the iCom Nano. It uses a one point twenty-one jiggawatt new green Mr. Fusion power supply, as seen in "Back to the Future" and operates at 4.1 jiggahertz. It contains 16 jiggabytes of memory.

The keyboard is a tactile feel holographic keyboard which projects approximately 14" below the center of the user's face by using face recognition technology similar to that found in many digital cameras and camcorders. The user can also input via his re-worked thought transfer device made to look like a ball cap.

"The flux capacitor enables data to be processed before it has been input, making it the fastest computer in existence," explained Brown.

The project was funded by Apple and is the latest in its i-series devices. Future releases may incorporate a version of the iPod.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angles, CA

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