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Monday, 29 March 2010

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Reykjavik's top designers claim 'war fashion' will be a big hit with the 30 something crowd.

Designer Bara Holmgeirsdorontii released his new fall lineup with a surprise addition - a Saddam Hussein designer neck tie line!

Certain to raise a few eyebrows, as well as some ire, the Iraqi themed necktie line will be offered in various designer colors and in a variety of sizes.

Mr. Holmgeirsdorontii remarked to the press, "We spent a great deal of time getting this just right! We hired Abu Gahib guards to give us the right twist and shape. We even hired a hemp expert who steered us to the best raw products we could find. Yes,this is 100% authentic!"

They will be soon on sale at various kiosks and push carts in the markets of Baghdad and will turn up in finer European stores and outlets this fall.

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