Written by Dr. Billingsgate
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Topics: Fast Food

Friday, 19 March 2010

Responding to criticism that senior citizens are unhappy because they are not allowed to buy the Kids Meals that include toys for children, the MacDiddy's Corporate Headquarters issued a statement saying that in deference to a generation of fast food addicts who grew up stuffing Large Mikes and Fries down their pie holes, they will now have Adult Kids Meals on their menu.

To introduce this offer, for the next six months or until 6 billion of these meals are sold, each order will include a toy size vibrator with a Hillary Clinton bobblehead attachment.

Proof that you are 60 years or older will be necessary for the purchase of this Kids Meal.

A spokesperson for the fastfood giant said that all precautions will be taken to prevent this toy from falling into the hands of prepubescent middle-schoolers who might prefer the toy to their customary oral sex.

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