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Topics: Cars, Hackers, toyota

Saturday, 27 February 2010

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After their success in defeating Google, the Chinese Hackers Society (CHS) has turned its attention to Japan.

Since they discovered that the new Toyotas use wireless throttle control, they are now hacking the control systems of the Toyotas, and are able to control a throttle in the same way that the US military control their drones.

It is recommended for all Toyota owners to smash the transmitter on the throttle pedal, and to attach a piece of string to the throttle's butterfly mechanism. The throttle can then be controlled by pulling the string, although a few problems might still be experienced when trying to push the string.

The CHS watched a film at their Friday meeting, called United Breaks Guitars, and as a result they have now designed a service along similar lines.

Anyone who has a complaint against any company can now contact CHS, and if they deem the complaint to be valid, they will hack that company's website until it is out of business. Suddenly, the general world public finds a Chinese service that can change the world's culture from one of fear to one of love.

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