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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Susan Boyle's maid, Emmie Yondershire, modeling a pair of knickers from the SuBo Collection.

BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, who gained world-wide notoriety on the television reality singing show X-Factor has now gone into the world of business.

Miss Boyle will soon be cutting the ribbon at the grand opening ceremonies of her brand new business venture, an underwear shop named SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks located in her hometown of Blackburn.

Susan said that for the longest time she has always dreamed about having her very own underwear shop. When asked why of all the types of clothing stores would she pick underwear, the Scottish lass smiled, took a sip of her glass of tea and replied, "It's me favorite, after all wearing underwear is quite an important thing innit?"

Susan said that if everything goes well with her new venture she will look into possibly establishing other stores in Glasgow, London, Dublin, Paris, and even San Francisco.

SuBo grinned and said that she realizes that if she does open up a store in San Francisco it will probably have double the sales of any of her other shops. When asked why she would think that Miss Boyle blushed and simply said, "Well me thinks dat it 'as ta do with the city by the bay's thousands of lady lads."

For further reading on Susan Boyle's new business venture log on to wwwsusanboyleknickersandknickknacks.bra

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