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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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I like melted chocolate

Business flop Charles Roberts from South Africa has had as many failed business ideas as Gordon Brown has had complaints about his leadership of the Labour Loony Party.

Charles ordered 100,000 boxes of chocolates from Cadburys or is it Kraft to be delivered to The port of Durban in South Africa the idea being he could sell them in the run up to St Valentines Day.

When Charles arrived to pick up the chocolates he had paid for in Durban he got the shock of his life the boxes with the chocolates had been lying on the dock for a day in the blazing South African sun and they had melted every single one.

As Oliver Hardy said this is another fine mess.

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