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Monday, 8 February 2010

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I like Terry's all Gold

Sales of chocolates specifically Terry's All Gold have gone through the roof since the stories regarding former England team captain John Terry. Supermarkets throughout the country are reporting record sales of Terry's All Gold and are having to order extra supplies for Valentines Day.

A spokesman for Supermarket chain Fresco's explained "Hundreds of thousands of boxes of Terry's All Gold have been sold for Valentines Day which we cannot understand because sales of boxes of Black Magic chocolates never seem to go up at Halloween.

Meanwhile an unknown admirer has sent John Terry a years supply of Willy Wonky bars.

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