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Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Flake I can't sell any ice cream

Thousands of Bankrupt ice cream van owners are being urged to sue Al Gore because of his Global Warming lectures which are causing financial ruin.

George Grey bought an ice cream van and stocked it up ready for the summer that never came after he listened to the global warming predictions of Al Gore. What happened, the summer never came and now we are in the middle of the coldest winter for 100 years.

George has not sold an ice cream all year and now he is almost bankrupt so he is now urging all ice cream van owners to get together and sue Al Gore.

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