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Topics: Kids, adoption

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Mold-a-Kid, so lifelike, comes in any color and size

Hollywood and the Rest of the Planet - It is a status symbol to be the one with the most kids adopted from a foreign country.

To be the next to adopt you have to be able to get your application in and of course have the most money to lay out to rush the procedure along and sometimes involves long waits.

A rubber mold company, however, has now come up with the ideal plan to fore go all of the paperwork, expense and upkeep.

Inquiries have come in from famous people all over the world. "We will be able to supply anyone with whatever size, color or sex of child that is wanted", said the company production manager.

Hollywood stars are already placing orders for Mold-a-Kid newborn children of all colors, just in time for Easter.

The company will have to hire extra help to keep up with the demand.

Company spokesperson Andria Alexandria relayed that Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise have just ordered an update on the "Suri" model which has been quite popular for some time now.

"Having a Mold-a-Kid saves money and also saves paying a nanny", says the advertisement for this new invention for the busy parent.

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