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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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Cadburys Chocolate I mean Kraft Chocolate

Willy Wonka the world famous chocolate maker is bidding to buy Cardbury and is prepared to put in a bigger bid than Kraft. Wonka is reported to be furious that although he is in a financial position to put in a bigger bid than Kraft he is being prevented from going ahead with his offer.

Gordon Brown the unelected Prime Minister said this morning: "Cadbury is no longer going to be English I mean British its going to become American like everything else."

Willy Wonka is now sending Brown an everlasting gobstopper which should hopefully shut him up although it might have been better giving him the entire supply of fizzy lifting drinks an sending him to outer space.

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