Extentions for Men- A new industry geared just towards men has tried to copy the women's "hair" extensions that have been on the market for years.
The new product aptly named X TENDIT is not for "hair" but for the PENIS.
Men who have been worried that they are not impressive enough in the department of manly appendages can now "go to any length" to satisfy their partner.
The company president, Tiny Peter, has been years in developing this aid for men by experimenting on his own "short comings", he said.
"It is really quite simple in design" said Mr. Peter, "it is made of life like skin and can just be slipped on over your own appendage".
The company assures the consumer that there is no need for embarrassment as it is only sold over the internet and comes in a plain brown wrapper with no mention of what it is.
Mr. Peter advises first time buyers to start out with the #1 size which is a modest 8 inches. "You can then graduate to a #2 size which attaches to the #1 and extends to a 12 inch appendage which will satisfy any woman of normal desires"
The company does make a #3 size which is 16 inches but stipulates, this size is mainly a commercial model used for the pornoIndustry and is not advisable for the average male as side effects could actually puncture a woman's vagina and cause death from internal bleeding.
Production is predicted to exceed expectations and will be on the market within the next year.