The world famous meerkats from the TV series Meerkat Manor were dramatically evicted this morning by a big Afrikaaner for non payment of rent.
Johannes VanBastard turned up at the underground manor and told the meerkats in no uncertain terms to sling their bloody hooks. As he was armed with a warrant, a pellet gun and a pair of clodhopping great boots, the meerkats concluded that resistance would be futile.
In tearful scenes, the cute little critters emerged from the manor carrying their cases and sitting up with their front paws in the air searching anxiously for somewhere new to settle before nasty predators gobbled them all up.
Johannes VanBastard though was unsympathetic. He told us:
"The trouble with these little fuckers is they are as tight as a gnats chuff. They've made a bloody fortune in royalties off the TV series and advertising comparison websites, but they chose not to pay the rent. So they're out. End of bloody story. Simples innit."
More meerkat mirth as we get it.