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Tuesday, 29 December 2009

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For hundreds of years Santa Claus has delivered toys free to all the children of the world but now Santa may have to hang up his sack because he now has debts as high as Americas national debt of over thirteen trillion dollars.

Santa now back in the north pole after this years deliveries said yesterday "The cost of making and delivering toys to billions of children for hundreds of years has eventually caught up with me I am bankrupt and cannot make any deliveries next christmas I have to stop now. I am going to retire now and go and stay on Christmas Island just of the coast of Australia."

Today on ebay there was an ad which read Reindeer with red nose for sale can fly and has only had one owner.

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