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Monday, 28 December 2009

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Still better than back seats

The backseat of the Lincoln Town Car has been voted as the favorite by a group of unwed, teenaged mothers (and mothers-to-be). The young women, aged 13 to 17, said that they found this vehicle's backseat to be "the roomiest, with the nicest upholstery and most comfortable padding, whether you were on the top or the bottom."

Muffy Stewart, group President, also added that "this car also has that stain protection stuff on it so that you can wipe off any snail trails so your parents don't see it or nothing. There's also no big, fat door handles or window handles to get in your way if your head ends up against the door. It's all electric."

The backseat of the SmartCar was voted the worst, said Muffy, "because, there's not even room back there to stuff your panties or your purse."

Even though the Town Car did win in the car category, it still finished, however, behind Conversion Vans as the best vehicle for sex. "Those full size folding down beds are just the best."

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