Detroit - General Motors has decided to go green this year. They will sell only vehicles that are painted green from now on. The inspiration for this new trend came from their Advertising Department head Arnie Watanass.
"I figure that the American public will fall for this scheme. They fell for the global warming crap that Al Gore threw out. We will be informing them that only GM vehicles that are green in color are environmentally friendly", stated Watanass. "The public is so stupid, they believe anything they see on TV or the Internet."
GM feels that if they keep producing gas guzzling vehicles that produce extreme amounts of pollutants it will actually produce a decrease in fuel consumption and therefore, a reduction of pollution.
"With gasoline prices climbing again it wont be long before no one can afford to drive at all. Once we reach that point, people wont be able to afford to drive our vehicles at all, which means a reduction in gas usage and pollution levels", said Arkie Phillpot, Head Janitor at GM.