London - (Ass Mess): It launched the careers of scores of badass old slags. But today Nigel Wingrove's soft porn empire has gone folded owing millions.
Recent signees Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Bailiie and Koo Stark's daughter Kate Middleton have been left on skid row.
And royalties from Wingrove's Sinful Nuns Of St Valentine and The Marquis De Sade's Justine?
"Swallowed up by some hardcore deep throat at the Northern Crock Sperm Bank, I guess!" was the Larry Flynt-wannabe's lame excuse.
Wingrove first scaled the dizzy heights of notoriety when his 1992 movie Visions of Ecstasy was refused a censors' licence because of blasphemy.
Today his Redemption Films empire lies in tatters as administrators jostle for the juciest butts - er, bits! - for auction on the RoyalYouBoob's! site next week.
Delia Smith is 101.