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Monday, 7 December 2009

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Latest Chink invention, not mini-cab but mini-home- cum in car!

The Chinese are breaking all global industrial/production records, they spent $17,5 billion just to clean Bejing up for the Olympics!

They are also forging ahead on all industrial fronts, air/water pollution, enforced shanty town clearances, flooding valleys for dam building and hydro electric plants, drowning Pandas, etc.

Their latest record breaking feat was the production of 12 million cars in 2009!

No other country has ever produced so many cars in one year and now the Chinese have created a massive problem for themselves:

There are no roads for the cars to drive on!

Once upon a time the Chinese were quite hapy riding a bicycle to work, now they must have a VW Golf, Mercedes or BMW.

One interim solution is already being implemented, new cars are being converted into mini-mobile homes. VW Golfs are being fitted with a double bedroom, kiddies bedroom, kitchen, bathroom and bog.

The Shanty towns are being enforcibly removed to make way for parking places for these new convertible mini-mobile home cum cars!

Chinese Infra Structure Minister, PIM-PMI-LIDE quoted an ancient Chinese proverb relating to the situation,

"we have killed two blirds wiv one stlone, got lid of the scum and got lid of the cars, velly good, I've bit Ma-oh-see-tung-ouch!"

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