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Sunday, 8 November 2009

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Have you made your booty call today?

The telephone company said that Booty Calls will be added to the list of optional services provided to their customers. Booty calls will be charged in a similar fashion to call forwarding, call waiting, and 3 way calling (which can be used in conjunction with the booty call).

Martin Pease, spokesman for the telephone company, said that "we discovered that more and more of our customers were interested in Booty Calls, so we have gone out of our way to make it available. We are sure that this will become as popular as many of our other services."

When asked if the utility's booty call service would replace telephone sex and 1-900 numbers, Pease responded that "we are just trying to join a growing niche in services and to keep our customers happy."

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