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Friday, 23 October 2009

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Hey, I had nothing to do with it. I was just cleaning out my garage.

Microsoft, according to my secret inside source, has said it is happy with the sales of its new Windows 7 operating system. However, these are tough times.

Soon to be released, "Garage" operating system. In these difficult times, garage sales are booming; so Microsoft wants to capitalize on the boom.

It expects Garage sales to really boom this summer. The new operating system is at home in the car as well as the house, where it can run such exotic items as the car radio, only crashing once per millisecond, on average.

"It's easy to clean out your Garage with just one mouse click.", said Bill Gates, drinking some aspartame laced beverage he found, who was actually cleaning out his garage at the time.

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