In a move that has astonished nobody, the wastes of skin at the FSA have announced that they intend to get "tough" on Mortgage Brokers and the Mortgage Industry, who they claim have been exploiting consumers for "a very long time".
As families across the UK are crippled by hiking interest rates from unscrupulous lenders, and many face misery hitherto unheard of on the new Government "Gordon" scale of misery, the FSA has yet again finally decided to "take action" we at the Cycle wonder what will be next. Action to clamp down on debtors' prisons, the forging of White Fivers and decimalisation confusion perchance ?.
Principal Boy in charge of the FSA's announcement Carpet McMuncher announced today "Champion the Wonder Horse has bolted, he was last seen dropping a fudge log outside the FSA HQ building, as such we will now lock his stable door. oh and we intend to take action to prevent the misselling of mortgages" spouted the vapid, hairy faced lady boy this morning.