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Friday, 16 October 2009

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One sly bastard

London - (BigOilShagger!): 'Prince Jefri Archer A Trafigura Rent Boy' Commons Gagging Order Litfed screamed the headline on the London Evening Pissartist tonight.

"And two fingers, up yours!" was House of Commons Speaker John Browncow's measured response to smartass laywers CarterFuckaDuck's gagging brouhaha.

Last week the libel firm tried to stop Parliamentary questions about Trafigura's consultancy fees to fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer.

The giant oil trader hired him to ferment (sic) madness in the braincells of Ecuador's President Rafael Correa who then attempted to milk US supermajor Chevron of $27 billion in a kangaroo court lawsuit.

Brunei's top mobster managed to get through a staggering $15 billion rampage of the country's oil dosh before absconding from a London bankruptcy court.

Among his other accomplishments is shagging Fergie's elder daughter on her 16th birthday.

Rex Tillerson is CEO of ExxonMobil.

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