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Topics: Fish, Sea World

Thursday, 15 October 2009

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Imagine him with bifocals and a fedora.

Tuna fisherman off the coast of Newfoundland have captured a large fish wearing glasses. The fish in question begin speaking to them, telling them that his name was Henry Limpet and that he needed to be released. Mr. Limpet claimed that he was in the area to visit his great grandchildren in their school and was captured by a trawling net.

Limpet (and the only word to accurately describe him is Incredible) claims that he worked for the United States military during several of the wars and is a decorated and retired veteran.

The fish also claimed that his wife, whom he referred to as ladyfish, was successful in her escape. His glasses are horn rimmed bifocals and witnesses say that he bore a strange resemblence to Don Knotts.

Noting that they had the first talking fish since Charlie the Tuna, fisherman have offered to sell Mr. Limpet to the Sea World amusement parks.

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