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Friday, 2 October 2009

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NEW YORK, NY - Spreading East from California, the new bankerburger is becoming a favorite with the intelligentsia. The nice garlic flavor coupled with the well done chewy meat flash cooked in it's own fat, is inspiring rave reviews at the Heinze Kissinger restaurant on 5th Avenue here.

According to my source, Heinze, the Bilderburger crowd likes them after a hard day ruining world economic orders. The bankerburgers were invented recently and prepared using new "green" cooking techniques invented in China recently.

Clearly Bilderburg is nothing if not green.. rolling in the green as they say.

I stopped in to chew the fat with Heinze who promised to reveal more tomorrow.

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