President Obama has launched a sex aid, marketing it alongside his successful lingerie business.
The idea for the sex aid - to be called the "Oba-Man" - came to him after a wildly inappropriate conversation with Bill Clinton, when the former President told him how many beautiful women there were working for the political machine in Washington, away from home, who were lonely and desperate for love. It is possible that Obama may not have quite picked up on what Clinton was getting at.
"I think my product will fill a gap in the market" The President said at the unveiling ceremony, his incessant oratorical style totally spoiling the smutty gag.
We asked one of our office assistants to road test the Oba-Man. After a couple of days she returned her verdict (though not the Oba-Man)
"It looks good and promises a great deal - but once you get down to it, it fails to deliver and leaves you feeling disappointed and disillusioned."
We pointed out to our office assistant that she had actually summed up the President rather neatly. "Oh no, she said, I am a Republican. The President is a dick!"