London - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Buoyed by a successful apprenticeship at the Bernard Madoff school of investment strategies the Pretender to the Throne has launched his own signature boiler room scam with the full blessing of the UK government.
The Invest & Give scheme will see investors fleeced of annual management costs which will then be pumped into Charles' Princes Truss Al Qaeda recruitment charity.
The taxman will then add a hefty 28% subsidy to the scam which will boost Charles' IRA blagging capacity to cream public funds away from police budgets designated to investigate his terrorism links.
Launching the thinly veiled public embezzlement opportunity today the Prince said he was delighted to have taken the UK Labour government for an even more extended ride into penury and ultimate perpetual bankruptcy.
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