London - (X-Files Mess): International necromancy market leader London College of Sidekick Studies has hired Ozzie wonder seer Blossom Goodchild to channel Michael Jackson's first official posthumous interview.
Princess Diana's favorite supernatural hogwash peddler is in cahoots with the Natural Hystery Channel for the 4th July transmission which will target a global pay-as-you-spew TV audience of one billion.
An exclusive sponsorship deal is being rushed with Diana's cult pussy shampoo manufacturers Hairball Essences, former sponsors of the Desperate Fishwives TV series.
Goodchild, 69, famously predicted that an African American would one day waltz into the White House and save the planet from menacing aliens.
Ray Santilli is spitting venom.