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Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Ultimately all Madoff's Jackson Truss funds went to finance North Korea's nuke program

New York - (Penurious Ass Mess): Off-the-Wall Street financial investigators following defunct banks Lemon Brothers and Bears' Turns believe they've cracked open a massive $500 million black hole in the Jackson family's moneylaundering slush fund.

For years the two collapsed US banks used to manage the Michael Jackson Family Truss portfolios until paterfamilass Joe Jackson turned it over to the very capable (sic) hands of Bernard Madoff.

The Ponzi scam fraudster, currently serving 150 years jailtime over a $65 billion pyramid scheme swindle, has vehemently denied stripping the Jacksons of every ill-gotten cent under his exclusive management.

That includes Janet Jackson's intellectual (sic) property rights to the YouBoob! footage of her bare nipples at a recent Superbowl! teaser.

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